I returned from my cruise on Sunday morning, January first. Let me just say, without getting too specific or self-incriminating, New Year's Eve on a cruise - on the final night of a cruise, no less - is quite the party. Given that I am completely out of practice, partying-wise, I'm still recovering. (My situation was only exacerbated by the fact that my eldest niece and nephew are now of drinking age - it's fun being the cool uncle and all, but when you're 49, it's ultimately unwise to try to keep pace with 22 year olds.)

I wasn't sure what to expect on the cruise regarding access to sports broadcasts. I was encouraged at first when we boarded on the 24th, as NFL games were being shown on the big screens by the pool. I later discovered an establishment calling itself a "Sports Bar" on deck 5, so I felt comfortable that at least the Clippers ESPN appearance on Christmas Day would be available.
Unfortunately, it was not the case. I'm still not sure why, but while the boat showed the Lakers-Bulls game on ABC, and then the Magic-Thunder game on ESPN, for some reason the Clippers-Warriors game was not on. We were watching ESPN in Mexico, to be sure, so I understand that it is not the same - but I also know that they showed several promos for the Clippers during the preceding game, and even cut away to Chris Paul during warm-ups at one point. So when Magic-Thunder ended and they started showing a show on running instead of the Clippers, I was confused and disappointed.
I stopped by the sports bar a few more times Christmas night to check the scores on the ESPN crawl - the last one I saw had the Clippers ahead going into the fourth. I heard the next day that they'd won by 19, but didn't know anything about how that happened. On Wednesday I watched the Grizzlies-Thunder game - and sadly saw the Clippers-Spurs scores as that game progressed.
Finally, the disappointment of missing the opening game was lifted by an unexpected bonus - the Clippers-Bulls game on Friday night was available on the boat. Strangely, ESPN in Mexico appears to simply pick up certain games from NBA-TV, rather than broadcasting the same games they show in the states. So imagine my surprise when I got to watch the Clippers - and also to listen to Ralph and Mike! As you all well know, that game started off with great promise, but didn't quite finish that way. And to think I missed karaoke for that.
I had of course set the DVR to record all of the games during the course of my vacation, so I planned to watch them upon my return. However, that plan went awry on a couple of levels. For one thing, there seems to have been a Tudors Marathon on BBC-America during the week, and the ClipperWidow's DVR subscription to that sexy costume drama caused a space crunch on our disk, and the Clippers-Warriors game had already dropped off. Then, instead of sitting and watching recorded Clippers basketball on my first day off the boat, the CW for some reason felt like I should help her unpack and take down the Christmas decorations.
A series of Project Runways on Monday (apparently it was really important for ClipperZoe to catch up on season 2) took care of the Spurs-Clippers game before I watched it. Ah, the tribulations of the family man trying to maintain a certain level of fanaticism in his sports viewing.
In the final analysis, I missed both of the first two games - didn't watch them when they happened, didn't watch them after the fact. I'll live of course - there are 64 other games to this season alone - but I can't pretend that I'm not a bit disappointed to have missed the official start of the Chris Paul era for the Clippers.
As a Clippers fan re-entering the civilized world after a week away, I do have a few observations about the team after 4 games:
I'd be remiss if I didn't thank all of the citizens who took on bigger roles in my absence so that I could drink beer, compete in trivia contests,sing karaoke and overeat for a week. Citizens John Raffo, Lawler's Law, LJ Hann, Newtybar and johnnyoc21 all stepped up to keep the site moving, and no one seems to have missed me a bit. There was even an appearance by the elusive Citizen Zhiv. Club Optimism is going to be stronger than ever this season.
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vs Blazers
Clippers were clearly motivated to show they could improve on D, and they did just that (well, until the 4th quarter collapse).
cassellmania - January 3, 2012
Who is this Steve Perrin?
Good to have you back Steve!
madglove - January 3, 2012
werd,
who is this bandwagon fan, joining the clips 4 games into the CP3 era? I don’t think so. Go back to the Lakers, so called, Mr. so called, Mr. clippers forum leader, Mr. so called ,Mr. Perrin.
Haha, has it only been a week? Feels like so much longer. Don’t know if that’s a complement, but I did miss Mr. Rational Perrin during some overreacting here after the Spurs loss, and after one citizen decided that our cohorts at SS&R can “suck it”
osamu - January 4, 2012
Nice to have you back Steve!
dulciusXasperis - January 3, 2012
Welcome Back!
At least you didn’t miss exciting wins over the two best record teams of last year! The you would of been really mad at your DVR!
moKi - January 3, 2012
Welcome back Steve!
Lawler 4ever - January 3, 2012
Clipper basketball should never get bumped by project runway. Ever.
oneight - January 3, 2012 via mobile
haha if only ClipperZoe were more of a fan.
Do your part as a parent Steve ;)
dulciusXasperis - January 3, 2012
ClipperZoe
ClipperZoe loves her some Blake Griffin. She got a BG32 jersey for Xmas last year.
Steve Perrin - January 3, 2012
SP is exactly right
“Ah, the tribulations of a family man trying to maintain a certain level of fanaticism in his sports viewing…” Well said.
citizen zhiv - January 4, 2012
well you didnt miss out too much as we are in the beginning of a
63 game winning streak!
Dawool Huh - January 3, 2012
Yes, that we are!
SurfinQ00 - January 3, 2012
79*
You forgot the playoffs :D
UC.Clipper - January 3, 2012
How foolish of us!
:)
SurfinQ00 - January 3, 2012
Welcome back Steve!
peterghost - January 3, 2012
if Raffo is Citizen John Raffo, then
shouldn’t Steve refer to Zhiv as Citizen Citizen Zhiv?
yes. yes he should.
falconPUNCH - January 3, 2012
And that's the way it should be, now and forevermore...
Citizen Citizen Zhiv.
John Raffo - January 3, 2012
I think Citizen Square Zhiv
has a better ring to it
ClipperChuck - January 3, 2012
The Elusive Citizen Zhiv
has a nice ring to it.
Not Citizen John Raffo. Swami John Raffo.
citizen zhiv - January 4, 2012
Amen.
Clipper T - January 3, 2012 via iPhone app
CP3 is awesome!
As the year progresses, CP3 will know where his teammates like the ball, and better control the game. It will be a beautiful thing to watch unfold!
mrbiff - January 3, 2012
Wouldn't he be even more awesome
If he dominates every team with double Clutch bank three pointers?! :) Oh yeah!
SurfinQ00 - January 3, 2012
Defensive ratings
It’s nice to see that after that Portland game, we went all the way from 117.1 rating down to 110.6. Yay for defense! And yay for DJ staying home on defense!
Erik O - January 3, 2012
I darn near jumped off my couch at DJ!
He didn’t bite multiple times and LMA was forced into tough shots because of it. Yay indeed.
oneight - January 3, 2012 via mobile
Poetland beat Thunder in their own house tonight.
PV Mike - January 3, 2012
Meant Portland, Poetland is a different happy place I love
PV Mike - January 3, 2012
lol Poetland
Sounds peaceful.
Erik O - January 3, 2012
aye, tis peaceful
with no words of evil
banandy - January 3, 2012 via Android app
Yes and so serene
I am heading there now for a 3 day retreat with Jax and Clipper Chuck tied down in the backseat. This will be a most beautiful intervention.
PV Mike - January 4, 2012
Please do this, Mike...
Jax, CChuck, a barrel of rope, an axe, and PV Mike behind the wheel. Destination? Poetland. Or so Mike says.
John Raffo - January 4, 2012
Nirvana is now in sight as I see Poetland glistening in the distance
Here is a short video of my last visit to Poetland with my ex girlfriend at the spa.
http://youtu.be/Bek6nQGw520
PV Mike - January 4, 2012
I'm wondering whether I can view this at work . . .
Jax - January 4, 2012
I think so as we wear loose fitting clothing most all of the time.
PV Mike - January 4, 2012
wtf hahaha
Erik O - January 4, 2012
Oh Steve
party animal
Ricekrispy10 - January 3, 2012
You had to unpack the car before watching a game?
It might be time to move the Clipper Widow on for an updated model.
Natedog1977 - January 3, 2012
PS - That is a joke!
Natedog1977 - January 3, 2012
Remember SilverClip's rule of 36
Never plan anything more than 36 hours ahead of time. Likewise, never drink with anyone 36 years younger than you. Of course, SP, that means you’ll have to stop drinking with your nephews when you are… WAIT, you will NEVER have to stop drinking with your nephews! Ha ha!! Damn awesome rule.
SilverClip - January 3, 2012
Welcome Back, also Portland just beat Thunder.
Didn’t watch the game, but it appears Durant had an off night and Portland shot lights out again. Anyone have any input if it the Thunder had better defense than the Clippers?
SurfinQ00 - January 3, 2012
Didn't see this before I posted the same above. Thunder played a back to back.
PV Mike - January 3, 2012
Sounds like Durant was gassed
8-26 shooting sounds pretty bad for someone of Durant’s caliber. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was just tired from last game. It also seems like Aldridge went to TOWN on Big Baby. Seems to me like DeAndre is more his matchup. I stand firm to the idea that DeAndre’s defense is what won us the game! :)
SurfinQ00 - January 3, 2012
Big Baby?
ReignMan - January 3, 2012
He means Perk
Erik O - January 3, 2012
Perk and Aldridge almost got into it at the end of the game.
One of those nose touching stare downs followed by shoving.
PV Mike - January 4, 2012
Stare downs followed by shoving
Better than this…
Erik O - January 4, 2012
Don't mess with Texas!
PV Mike - January 4, 2012
I thought man on man defense
was Perk his strong point. I stand by my opinion that Perkins is overrated (unless you’re playing DH or Bynum)
BelgianClipper - January 3, 2012
I had a guy on one of my teams recently...
The dude was completely inept offensively, but he rebounded and flailed his arms like a maniac on defense. I had put together the team so I was in charge of subs, and he always used to ask me if he should go out so someone else could come in, mainly because he couldn’t score (he had 2 points all season on 100% shooting haha). But we won so much more when he was in the game for so many intangible reasons, as well as his rebounding. Perks’ not that strong of a rebounder, but he’s a true presence on defense (I agree 1-on-1 is his strong point) because he’s long and doesn’t move easily. With Serge Ibaka coming from the weak side to DJ-block people, it’s just a great tandem. Sometimes I wish Blake were the highlight blocker, and DJ were the expert 1-on-1 defender. I’ll take what we have though ;)
Erik O - January 4, 2012
Take a quick look at the picture on this fanpost subject
and tell me who the coach really is.
PV Mike - January 3, 2012
He's just another fan now... damn good seat though.
Erik O - January 3, 2012
We're pretty happy about that, aren't we?
John Raffo - January 4, 2012
Yes indeedily.
Erik O - January 4, 2012
Bulls won against the Hawks
because of Thibs deceptive play. Doubt DN could’ve pulled off something like that.
cliptakular - January 3, 2012
Jury is still out on Thibs
Defensively he is a genius but offensively I’m still not convinced.
He still is loads better then VDN.
BelgianClipper - January 3, 2012
defense is far easier to coach
its hard to coach guys to be a Lebron and tell them to get 2 points. Also its hard to score against a good NBA halfcourt D which is why the Bulls play at a slow pace as its suit their personnel.
Fortunately the Clippers have CP3 and BG so you don’t really need complex ways to get baskets. Just PNR all day. The problem is when those guys have to rest :(
ClipperChuck - January 3, 2012
Boozer is an excellent pick and roll guy but the Bulls don't run it
If I were Thibs I would go: Derrick, Carlos, we are going to sort this out now.
I also find it mind numbing how much he plays Asik and Gibson down the stretch. If the Bulls ever are going to get anywhere they need to get Boozer and Noah going in the 4th. Otherwise Rose will have to do it all. Even MJ couldn’t do it alone.
BelgianClipper - January 4, 2012
Good point about the boozer pick and roll
Seems like this is all Rose for better or for worse
Jax - January 4, 2012
Pace control
I agree completely this is one of the things that a lot of defensive coaches are truly experts at. A lot of that is transition defense, though.
Erik O - January 4, 2012
I just spent two minutes trying to figure out who DN is.
Denny Nigella? Dave Nougat? Darnell Narrow!?
John Raffo - January 4, 2012
Bulls run up 34 4th qtr points on the Hawks,,, LA goes for 30 Blazers over OKC
big0lbad - January 3, 2012
I watched this game (Bulls)
Hawks were up 19 and having their way with the Bulls in Chicago. The Hawks literally gassed completely out starting in the middle of the 3rd quarter as the played (and beat) the Heat in Miami the night before. They were so tired they could not hit any free throws when it counted.
PV Mike - January 3, 2012
yea, thought it was interesting because the Bulls did a number to us and
DJ shut down LA. strange season so far
big0lbad - January 3, 2012
The best part of the Bulls game was Stacy King...
Omer Asik did something good and King whispers close to the mike, “Turkish Deeelight…”
John Raffo - January 4, 2012
Welcome back Steve
but be honest, you were really waiting for the Reggie Evans era to begin that’s why you skipped the 1st 4 games.
ClipperChuck - January 3, 2012
Sounds like he was having a ball
boltsfan21 - January 4, 2012
You have Steve mixed up with Reggie Evans.
PV Mike - January 4, 2012
lol
Erik O - January 4, 2012
lol
Erik O - January 4, 2012
Steve and Reggie were out at the same time
Just sayin . . .
Jax - January 4, 2012
Welcome Back
The first two games were kind of forgettable save for the ending of game 1 where CP3 took over.
First i’ve seen of our offensive efficiency, thanks for posting. Can definitely see it improving from there, but we’ll need to somehow figure a way to get our defense around mid pack.
ghost_ride - January 4, 2012
Christmas game
We (Latin America) didn’t get the clipper game, they constantly show us the image of Chris Paul warming up but also said that it would only go on Puerto Rico and USA.
XXDC2XX - January 4, 2012
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